“Ma’am, pa-void ng feelings.”
One thing’s for sure: Breakups aren’t easy. Your life isn’t being directed by Cathy Garcia-Molina and you are definitely not John Lloyd. None of the seamless hugot lines are going to come out like a perfect romantic comedy and when the real thing happens, it might get pretty awkward.
But if you prepare yourself for what’s to come, things might end up well and good between you and your future ex. Just make sure you get some privacy, some alcohol, and a lot of Kleenex. Don’t worry, we’ve been there and we’re here to help you out. Here’s a list of restaurants we’ve rounded up that’ll help soften the blow of your breakup.
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Izakaya Kikufuji – Little Tokyo
Kikufuji is no doubt, Makati’s best open secret. The secret to their success? Their authenticity, fresh sushi bowls, and signature grilled wagyu sticks.
Why it’s the perfect spot: Like most izakayas, they have private rooms with dividers that separate you from other diners and keep you from prying eyes. You can be certain that you can leave with your dignity intact.
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Little Tokyo, 2277 Chino Roces, Pasong Tamo, Legaspi Village, Makati
(02) 893-7319
Kung feeling mo mag-wawalk out siya
Barcino – various branches
Barcino is famous for its delicious Spanish cuisine and wide selection of wine. The Executive Chef, Chef Nicolas Diaz, is from Bilbao, Spain, and has worked in notable restaurants such as Restaurant Nicolas and Goizeko Kabi, a Michelin Star restaurant.
Why it’s the perfect spot: If you’re still telling yourself that you aren’t strong enough to do this, Barcino has several branches conveniently located across the metro, so you can plan accordingly and meet up with your best friends right after. Nothing heals a broken heart faster than best friends and unlimited sangria!
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Jollibee – various branches
Jollibee is the country’s most popular fast-food chain. For decades, they’ve consistently made Filipinos smile with their classic Yum Burger, Jolli Spaghetti, and Chickenjoy.
Why it’s the perfect spot: Here’s where you can say, “Ma’am, pa-void ng feelings.” No breakup, however ugly, could possibly taint the countless happy memories made here. You might also want to take out five orders of C4 to eat all your feelings after, just in case.
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Starbucks – various branches
Starbucks is the most famous coffee chain in the world. In the Philippines, they’ve cemented their position as the go-to place where customers can hang out, study, meet people, and quite possibly, break up.
Why it’s the perfect spot: Starbucks may be the place that sells drinks colder than your future ex’s heart. We’re kidding. But if you’ve got a flair for the dramatics, a break-up here is sure to garner an audience. Fair warning, don’t be surprised if a Twitter thread surfaces with a blow-by-blow account of events.
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Kung last hurrah na ‘to
Niu by Vikings – various branches
Niu’s interiors are modern and luxurious and their stations are much grander and higher in quality than that of their pioneer brand, Vikings.
Why it’s the perfect spot: For a more intimate and cozy setting, they have couches and booth tables at the back of the restaurant, referred to as Section C. The food will also definitely make up for what’s about to happen. And you’re paying.
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Flour Jar – Las Piñas
Flour Jar is a new neighborhood café + bakery in Las Piñas, specializing in many kinds of desserts such as cakes, cookies, and doughnuts. They specialize in desserts such as cakes, custard-filled doughnuts, cookies, and even homemade ice cream.
Why it’s the perfect spot: Their sweets are so good, they’re sure to remove the bitterness in your heart! The café also exudes a bright, friendly ambiance, which might put your future ex in a less crappy mood.
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Unit C, Pilar Development Corporation, Rose Ave, Pilar Village, Las Piñas
(0917) 507-5124
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